October 19, 2009
Clever, Indeed
- Partial transcript from a chat with an online AI.
- Cleverbot: He's hot.
- Me: Who's hot?
- Cleverbot: I'm hot.
- Me: Wow, and you're supposed to be clever?
- Cleverbot: I never said I was!
- Me: IT'S IN YOUR NAME.
- Cleverbot: No it isn't.
- Me: 'CLEVER' FUCKING BOT.
- Cleverbot: Am I really? If you just say, “clever indeed”, you’ll be clever as well.
- Me: Well played, sir.
- Cleverbot: Indeed.
- Me: Haha, I almost think you actually have a sense of humor now.
- Cleverbot: Glad you think so.
- Me: Have a good one.
- Cleverbot: Right.
- Me: Bye.
- Cleverbot: You're HOT.
(via negativepleasure)
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