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I want to write a series of books where teens are given the power to transform in to old people. It will be called “Granimorphs”.

Yo, I’m making a new mix that will probably be out tonight and special Howlin’ Mad Marcus Halloween Music Mix (or: HMMHMM)

Attention any dudes wanting to get classy:

iena:

theneilshow2:

Mens Warehouse has a special right now until October 25, buy one sportcoat or suit, get one free.

I just got two gorgeous, tailored, wool sportcoats today and only paid for one. Check it out.

Xtie? But just pretend it’s not like when you got your wedding pants tailored there and they ruined them. Take the free coat and run.

Ugh I would never buy anything from them.  I was forced to rent a suit there for my sister’s wedding and I looked like I didn’t know how to dress myself.  I wear a small T-shirt and they gave me an XL dress shirt and a fucking clip-on tie!  Not to mention that the pants were too tight in the waist and the jacket was huge!

I decided today to only eat fruits and vegetables for at least a couple of months.

And I really want some candy right now.

My body

So today I was riding my scooter and the person in front of me slammed on their breaks and in trying to avoid hitting I tried to stop suddenly and my bike wobbled out of control and I fell and I landed on my shoulder and face. The bike landed on my legs. I was able to get up and some friendly dudes got my bike out of the road. I think it was mostly just scratched up. My legs were actually find, just some road rash on my knees, my face was gushing blood though. Within like two minutes the cops and EMS were there and took me to the hospital in the ambulance. I got X-rays, catscans, ultrasounds and plenty of painkillers. I know I sent out many drug fueled text messages. After all the tests and stuff I was going to need six stitches in my eyebrow and two more above it and I had broken part of my shoulder. My awesome roommate, Brittany, has been taking of me all night. And now you know the rest of the story.